You heard what you wanted to hear. You always do. And honestly? Same.
This tee is for the selectively present — the people who can tune out a whole room but somehow always catch the important stuff. Like "dinner's ready" or "the game's on." It's a gift and a skill and it deserves a shirt.
Soft Gildan Softstyle tee — lightweight, comfortable, easy to wear anywhere
Bold "I Have Selective Hearing" graphic — relatable from the first read
Perfect gag gift for anyone who has ever pretended not to hear something
Sizes S–2XL
Machine wash cold, tumble dry low
100% Satisfaction Guarantee — no hassle, no drama.
