Funny Raccoon Crewneck Sweatshirt — "If I Ever Get Rabies… You’re High on My Bite List"

This soft, mid-weight crewneck brings a wink of mischief to cool evenings. A sly raccoon and cheeky phrase sit center chest, turning an ordinary sweatshirt into a conversation starter for nights around a backyard fire or running errands through town. The fit is relaxed without bulk — roomy enough to layer but clean at the neckline for an understated look. Wear it on dog walks, late-night porch hangs, or wherever your sense of humor meets practical warmth. The embroidered and printed details give texture and character, while durable stitching and responsibly sourced fibers mean it will age into a favorite rather than fade into the back of the closet.

Product features
- Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability
- Classic crewneck fit with ribbed collar and double-needle stitching for lasting shape
- Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, clean silhouette
- Printed and embroidery options (DTG prints with DTF neck labels; embroidery available on chest and wrists)
- OEKO-TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol sourcing; safety compliance for adults

Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean

EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY

Product information: Gildan 18000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC

Warnings, Hazard: Made in Nicaragua, For adults

Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean